Do you guys sell stuff?
Not particularly, but you can send us money anyway.
Do you know you misspelled Dispondency?
Yes. We know. Despondency.com was taken. We were going to register dispondency.com, but now Ovalgon ownz us so we really don't care any more.
So if I register Dispondency.com, what will you do then, eh?
We'll probably change our name again, maybe.
Will you change it to dyspondency?
Could be.
Cool!
whatever.
Aren't you guys just a rip-off of that other place?
We don't care.
Didn't you even steal their page design and colors? Aren't all your images exactly the same size as theirs with the picture in the same place and the border and the one word with a bunch of little words under it, and all that?
There are differences, but we really can't be bothered to point them out.
Aren't you in fact just this one underemployed college grad living in a hundred-year old barely-fixed up house in the neighborhood of Minneapolis/Saint Paul, MN with the highest murder rate with nothing better to do than to use Google's Image search to steal other people's pictures of giant redwoods because you can't afford to travel to California to take your own darn pictures?
I suppose our lawyers might shed some light on this one, if we had any lawyers or any intention of hiring any lawyers.
What is ovalgon.com?
Just a corporate logo. They ownz us.
How did that happen?
We don't know. They just ran into us on the street one day and told us they ownz us. We don't care to argue. Maybe they'll pay our rent. Probably not.
Are you aware that weird shape is a curve of constant width as used in a Wankel Rotary Engine?
No, really. You don't say.
You wouldn't happen to drive a Mazda RX-7, the only commercially available car to use such an engine?
Not anymore. We crashed it into a tree. It ended up at a mechanic who didn't get back to us and then asked us for money for doing nothing. We didn't care enough to give him any. And we care even less where it is now.