We here at Dispondency Unltd. have a couple hundred or so in the bank. And that's it. So we'd appreciate it if you'd send us some money. We might even send you some stuff back.
It would be a good idea to let us know what you want us to send. After all, we do have some things we'd like to get rid of, like dirty socks and laserdiscs.
We're also pretty bored here, so if you'd like us to actually make things for you like posters or calendars or such let us know. Of course, a calendar with each month alternating pictures of "Negligence," "Oversight" and "Destitution" may not appeal to you.
Fear not, however, for we've been using Merriam-Webster's online Thesaurus heavily and have a digital camera. Who knows when dispondency will strike next? Certainly not us.
You can send money to:
Gabe Heller
4014 Colfax Ave N
Minneapolis, MN 55412
or use paypal with the id gheller@ia.net.