Gabe A. Heller
Professional Amateur,
General Specialist,
Master of the yearly retort!
Known to at least one of his friends as "Old Man Trouble"
(Yes that's me over there)
Over THERE ----->
Don't ask.

You have discovered my homepage.
Perhaps you were looking for it.
Probably not.
It is under construction.
It does not even any longer have one useful link. Too bad....

Other parts of Gabe's homepage:
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Burning Man 2001
Burning Man 2002
Burning Man 2003
Burning Man 2005
**new**    DoDoSoSo - A Melody Search Engine    **new**
Don't Hire Gabe
Energon and Ovaltine!
**new**     Everbody thinks I'm Dave     **new**
Gabe Fixes Your Computer
Gabe Heller's EVIL Fringe Show
or is he?
sour grape-nuts
Stupid Times
The Completely Unofficial Matrox 2-Person-Lift Military Surplus Laserdisc Player Homepage
My Image Gallery

DESTITUTION
Handouts don't grow on bushes. They grow on trees:
VERY TALL TREES.

DISPONDENCY, UNLTD.


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