During the recent housing crunch at my dear old alma mater, the Resedential Life Office unveiled this new innovative prototype college computer desk.
The long low design was praised by several Japanese exchange students, while the weatherproof construction earned it the support of the native Minnesotan contingent.
Modeling the desk is The Mad Monkey Construction Agency.
Thing 1 is on the right, Thing 2 to the left.
(Unless you're looking at it from their perspective in which case Thing 1 is on the left, Thing 2 to the right)
Res Life plans to have similar desks installed all over campus following the current construction.

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