STEP 3
Whatever you do, Don't hire Gabe
In order to completely succeed at not hiring Gabe,
you must in NO way, shape or form hire him.
EVER.
This can be the most complicated step, as there are many
things you must remember NOT to do.
Do NOT employ him part-time.
Do NOT employ him full-time.
Do NOT hire him as a consultant.
Do NOT employ him in a BOAT
.
Do NOT employ him with a GOAT
Do NOT hire him HERE or
THERE.
Do NOT employ him ANYWHERE!
If you are one of the rare businesses that feels guilty about this you can
console yourself with the following thought:
Gabe, who?
Have you still NOT hired Gabe?
CONGRATULATIONS!
You've Completed Step 3!
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